I do solemnly swear on my hat that I will do my best to uphold the spirit of the Red Hat Society.
I will greet middle age with wit, humor and enthusiasim.
I will take my silliness seriously as it is the comic relief of life.
In the spirit of friendship and sisterhood, I join my Red Hat and Pink Hat Sisters as we
go for the gusto together!
Beneath our frivolity we share a bond of affection, common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm
for living, laughing, and loving
I promise to regularly practice having fun.
I promise to do things now that I should have done in yesteryear.
I promise to learn to spit and sit on the pavement.
I promise to dispel the notion that a woman my age is OLD.
This I pledge in the spirit of The Red Hat Society as envisioned by the Exalted Queen Mother Sue Ellen
Cooper and with an IRON BUTTERFLIES Hattitude.